Brand new Sell the Pig title available NOW

It’s here – at last! The long awaited fourth part of the Sell the Pig trilogy. I know, I know, but you should all know by now that sums are not my strong point.


It’s available for pre-order on Amazon now for all countries and is released on 20 December 2015, just in time for your Christmas treat. The price is a treat, too – my Christmas present to all the kind readers of my books.

‘In March 2007, Tottie left Britain to follow the dream of a new life in France for herself, her elderly mother and her damaged brother. Has the dream turned to a nightmare or is Tottie still happily living the quiet life in her little ‘grottage’ in the Auvergne region of central France?
Come with Tottie now as she takes you on Tottie’s Tours of the Auvergne. Enjoy the familiar ironic humour and keen eye for detail that will bring the landscape and the people to life for you. Be prepared to shed a tear as you say goodbye to some familiar characters. And find out how Tottie took to a life of crime once she retired from her work as a freelance copywriter.
‘Biff the Useless Mention’ is the fourth and concluding part of what started out as a trilogy, with ‘Sell the Pig’, ‘Is That Billinge Lump?’ and ‘Mother Was It Worth It?’. Don’t miss this concluding part of the ‘Sell the Pig’ series.
‘Mother, mother, it’s a bugger, sell the pig and buy me out’.’

The bad news is that this is the last ever Sell the Pig book. But it doesn’t mean I’ve stopped writing altogether. Far from it. The DI Ted Darling crime books are going down a storm and No 4 of those should be out in the new year.


That will hopefully be followed before too long by the first of my children’s fiction books, The Dog with the Golden Eyes.

And there will be lots more to come. I’ve been talking of writing the prequel to the Pigs for ages, so next year may be the year. 2016 is also the year I’m relaunching Tottie’s Tours of the Auvergne in a completely new format, with lots of choice of accommodation, from luxury B&B to budget comfort in a campsite chalet. Watch this space for more information.

You’ll find full details of all my books on my Amazon author pages under Tottie Limejuice (travel memoirs) and L M Krier (crime fiction)


So don’t miss out on the chance to be one of the first to read the brand new last Pig in the series, Biff the Useless Mention. The new little Pig is currently at No 3 in the bestseller lists so please do spread the word among all your friends and let’s see if we can get it to No 1 in time for Christmas!

Festive greetings to you all and thank you for your custom and support.


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